Law enforcement responded to Cookson Road in Alexander and the vicinity to look for a green or light blue van whose driver was reportedly poaching turtle eggs. They are with the vehicle now.
The call to dispatch came from Department of Environmental Conservation "Officer Wilson," whose office received a recorded phone message tip about the alleged poaching. He has a 30-minute ETA to the scene.
The van's data comes back to an address on Buffalo Street in Attica and the female license holder "has a history of violations."
UPDATE 10:30 a.m.: "We are out with her and she has a bucket of eggs," says an officer. "She is the registered owner of the vehicle."
I appreciate the irony of
I appreciate the irony of poached eggs in the headline. Nice work!
Thanks, Jason, but believe or
Thanks, Jason, but believe it or not I wrote it without cleverness in mind. Only after you pointed it out, did I notice. That's me!
Does she know they sell
Does she know they sell regular eggs for like a dollar. wtf