By Billie Owens Jun 14, 2013, 3:09pm A man tells dispatch a female is harassing his turtle and he'd like to file a complaint. An officer is responding. scanner Jason Crater This must be code for This must be code for something else... Log in or register to post comments Jun 14, 2013, 3:36pm Permalink Jason Crater Also, obligatory "this would Also, obligatory "this would never have happened if turtles were allowed to possess assault rifles" comment. Log in or register to post comments Jun 14, 2013, 3:37pm Permalink Ed Hartgrove That's precious, That's precious, Jason. Maybe, if the complainant gets REAL excited, the turtle may stick his 'head' out. Wouldn't wanna be THAT officer. Log in or register to post comments Jun 14, 2013, 3:43pm Permalink Raymond Richardson Maybe the guy should keep his Maybe the guy should keep his turtle and geese penned in? Log in or register to post comments Jun 15, 2013, 9:34am Permalink
Jason Crater This must be code for This must be code for something else... Log in or register to post comments Jun 14, 2013, 3:36pm Permalink
Jason Crater Also, obligatory "this would Also, obligatory "this would never have happened if turtles were allowed to possess assault rifles" comment. Log in or register to post comments Jun 14, 2013, 3:37pm Permalink
Ed Hartgrove That's precious, That's precious, Jason. Maybe, if the complainant gets REAL excited, the turtle may stick his 'head' out. Wouldn't wanna be THAT officer. Log in or register to post comments Jun 14, 2013, 3:43pm Permalink
Raymond Richardson Maybe the guy should keep his Maybe the guy should keep his turtle and geese penned in? Log in or register to post comments Jun 15, 2013, 9:34am Permalink
This must be code for
This must be code for something else...
Also, obligatory "this would
Also, obligatory "this would never have happened if turtles were allowed to possess assault rifles" comment.
That's precious,
That's precious, Jason.
Maybe, if the complainant gets REAL excited, the turtle may stick his 'head' out.
Wouldn't wanna be THAT officer.
Maybe the guy should keep his
Maybe the guy should keep his turtle and geese penned in?