Somewhere in the City of Batavia a critter is stuck under something and the police are on their way to the rescue.
The cop says to dispatch he's going to help "Rocky the Racoon...the usuals can wait."
It's about priorities...when nothing more important is pending, of course.
Sorry, didn't catch the place, nor the object under which Rocky is stuck.
Since Gabor is MIA, I'll do
Since Gabor is MIA, I'll do it for him. This is not going to be my job though, it's still Gabor's. Just trying to help.
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I couldn't think of anything
I couldn't think of anything for this one and I didn't want to upset animal lovers or PETA. ;P
I will mention that the male Raccoon is the only mammal with a bone in its penis.
You shouldn't worry about
You shouldn't worry about upsetting anyone, there'll always be critics. Now, how is it you know so much about raccoon parts?
lol good question Dave ???
lol good question Dave ??? lol
PETA - People Eating Tasty
PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals.
If the raccoon needs
If the raccoon needs resuscitation, please call Donald Wolfe.
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa., March 29, 2010
Opossum Resuscitation Brings Drunk Charges
Pennsylvania Man Charged with Public Drunkenness after Being Seen Giving Mouth-to-Mouth to Long-Dead Roadkill.
(AP) Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.
State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe near the animal Thursday along a highway about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.
The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.