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Person out of control on Gilbert Street, Le Roy

By Billie Owens

A subject out of control is reported at 82 Gilbert St., Building 14, in the Village of Le Roy. Multiple law enforcement units are responding.

UPDATE 2:29 p.m.: "It's calmed down now," says a police officer at the scene. Other responders headed to the location are told they can back it down.

UPDATE 2:55 p.m.: The subject is a 13-year-old male being transported to UMMC after suffering a seizure and becoming "very violent," according to a medic. Two police officers are asked to respond to the emergency room to make sure there are no problems.

Gary Spencer

I could probably make an educated guess about what may have happened because I am aware of very similar incidents that have happened recently, however I will just shut up and bite my tongue.

But I can assure you, Jeff, it's not the water, and that is, indeed, getting old! (however you are getting the reaction you had hoped for, so again, I will bite my tongue!)

Jun 19, 2012, 8:39pm Permalink
Doug Yeomans

Well, Billie, I know which herb I'd choose, and it's the safest one not on the list you mentioned
:-)

Okay, chamomile tea is about as safe as it gets but it doesn't have the same "I'm cool" appeal. The scenario could work out something like this: "Dude, you are so off the wall..would you like some Chamomile tea?" I'm pretty sure the tea would be slapped from the offering hand and a tantrum would ensue. Now lets replay with a different scenario: "You need to calm the F*** down before we haul your A** away in handcuffs! Here, hit this a couple times and lets see if we can work this out." I think we know the response would be something like this: "Whoa...dude...srsly? THANKS...Kind-bud is just what I needed! (after a couple pulls) - Okay...I need to sit down. That's some good sh**. Wait..what was the problem again? What was I so mad about? Uhhh...does anyone have some Doritos? Hey, anyone up for a dip at the sandwash? I love you, man, you guys are the best. Okay, I really need to sit down...*Beavis Laugh*."

Before you arrive at the sandwash:

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx5AgLWtSMo]

Disclaimer: For the people who will undoubtedly get their panties all up in a wad, this is meant to be a funny commentary, not necessarily a solution to a real problem.

Jun 21, 2012, 6:39am Permalink

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