Vernon Ronald Hill, 18, of Chiefswood Road, Ohsweken, Ontario, Canada, is charged with second-degree criminal trespass. At 5:30 a.m. on Monday, May 16, Hill was allegedly found naked in a residence on Griswold Road in Stafford by the homeowner. He was arraigned in Town of Le Roy Court and jailed in lieu of $1,000 cash bail. He was due in Stafford Town Court this morning. The case was handled by Sheriff's Deputy Ryan Young.
Was he perchance taking a
Was he perchance taking a bath or a shower? The only other explanation that makes sense is that the homeowner had a naked teenage daughter or son in bed elsewhere in the house waiting for Vernon's return or the homeowner's wife went out the window and hid in the shed.
I've watched every episode of every cop show, so I know this stuff.